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Hello, This is my joke page!!!!!!
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blonde jokes
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Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What did the blond say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Don't tell her to swallow.
A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: How did he blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
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Story Jokes:The Blonde And The Shepord
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A blond gets compleatly tired of all the blonde jokes she always herd so she decided to die her hair brunet. After she did that she looked alot smarter so she went on a drive to test how smart she was. She then came acrost a shepard crossing his sheep acrost the road she got out of the car and said, "Ecuse me sir, if I can guess how many sheep you have in your flock can I keep one?"
The shepard replyed "Shure go right ahead" thinking that shed never geuss.
"Um,,,, three hundred and....forty-two"She totaly geussed
"Hey your right!!"He said in disbolief
"Well of caorse im right"she said in extreme surprise
"well I gess you get to pick one so go right ahead."
So she picked the most freindly, most lively and the most intellegent of the one, and the shepard said,
"If I can geuss your right hare color can I have my DOG back?"
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If you have any apropriat jokes that I can put on this page please email me at the address at the bottom of this page. Thanks!!!
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piro's jokes
great jokes page (where I got most of these jokes from)
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